敎台語實在真難!
國語四聲 ，台語七聲，要同齊會曉台語 、英語。才知影下面的笑點佇叨位：
An American friend asked me to teach him Taiwanese. He asked me how to say “nine"九.
I said ：kau2.
He then asked me how to say “thick"厚.
I said ：kau7.
He then asked me how to say “dog"狗.
I said ：kau2.
He then asked me how to say “monkey"猴.
I said ：kau5.
He then asked me how to say “arrive"到.
I said ：kau3.
He then asked me how to say “enough"夠.
I said ：kau3.
He then asked me how to say “hook"勾.
I said ：kau1.
From that day onward, he never asked me about learning Taiwanese again.
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